Fishappointment: You’d think they’d learn…

DEFINITION: v. To be angry and disappointed (and secretly embarrassed) when your children grow up to make the same foolish mistakes that you did. n. The emotion parents feel when they see their children make the same mistakes they did.

You'd think they'd learn...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fishappointment: /fish ap poynt ment/ Eddy & Molly had high hopes for their young fry, Gill. But time after time he created fishappointment in his parents by repeating their errors. Like most tuna-aged offspring, he skipped school, wore a mullet and a sole-patch, his room smelt and he swore just for the halibut. His parents were fishsatisfied with his behaviour and to avoid further fishcontent, they carped at him until he got a job. He was a fishgruntled bass-tard at first, but finally found his porpoise and plaice as a spawn-broker. Etymology: Fish (any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills) & Disappointment (a feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized) Created by: Nosila.

Offsting: /ôfsting/ John and Mary did all they could to encourage their children but their descencan’ts fail at just about everything they attempt. The offsting
they feel means they often avoid conversations that involve children. You won’t even find them listed on John or Mary’s Facebook pages. Etymology: offspring (a person’s child or children) + sting (a hurtful quality or effect) Created by: artr.

Genethick: /jen eh thik/ The fishy world of genethicks shows more misinformation in our double eelix than had been previously thought Etymology: genetic thick Created by: galwaywegian.

Heirroneous: /air-roh-nee-us/ Like his father, and his father’s father before him, Tim heirroneously believed money could buy him happiness. Etymology: heir + erroneous (containing or derived from error) Created by: Carla.

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