DEFINITION: v., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Frenchmessing: /fren tch messs ihng/ with a twist of the wrist the french dressing became frenchmessing. magnifique! Etymology: french dressing, messing Created by: galwaywegian.
Vinairegrette: /vin eh re gret/ The case: Rosemary shook the salad dressing only to have it Russian all over her and the kitchen. The lid had been left loose. The Prime Suspect: Her husband Ceasar, a real Rocket Scientist, who went too far this time. Lettuce examine the motives: Ceasar had been carrying on with the cute tomato next door, Arugula Caprese. Rosemary discovered them undressing one day. She told Arugula’s boyfriend, Radicchio Romaine, of the infidelity and he ordered Ceasar to be tossed in the Thousand Islands area. There was not mushroom for doubt in the jurors’ minds when they heard that Ceasar had bean artichoked and Rosemary was acquitted for her part, filled with vinairegrette; she just wants everyone to leaf her alone. For his escarole in the slawter, Radicchio Romaine is waiting on Death Row to be Chard, cos he was found guilty. Endive story. Etymology: Vinaigrette (oil and vinegar with mustard and garlic, used as a salad dressing) & Regret (be sorry;contrite;remorseful) Created by: Nosila.
Heinzed: /Hi-nzzzz’d (something like that)/ Shaking the bottle, Lilly was about to taste the 58th variety … SPLAT! She’d been Heinzed. Etymology: Heinz – The sauce manufacturer Created by: wordslikevenom.
Sliptolid: /Slippt-ôh-lidd/ Jake was careful to sliptolid the bottle such that his roommate was unaware that something was afoot with the “Ken’s Steak House Ranch Dressing”. Etymology: Slipped Lid Created by: lawvol.
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