DEFINITION: v., To create the impression that you are deathly ill and represent a potentially lethal bio-hazard risk, so that your boss will ask you to “take the next couple of days off”. n., A faked illness.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Skypeochondria: /sky po kon dree ah/ Judy just could not face another Friday or Monday at her boring job, so she called her boss to beg off work. Judy suffers from skypeochondria and whether it is kneemonia, toelio, affluenza or another organ recital, she videos her dog’s yucky mouth to show off her illness of the day. If her boss had a brain, he’d wonder at the sounds of seagulls and crashing waves in the background… Etymology: Skype (video phone service) & Hypochondria (chronic and abnormal anxiety about imaginary symptoms and ailments)
Created by: Nosila.
Homerrhagicize: /home uh raj uh size/ We had home plate seats for the World Series, so I had to homerrhagicize or my boss would come checking up on me. Etymology: Home + [hemo]rrhagic (bleeding) Created by: QuantumMechanic.
Breda: /bra(long a)-da/ I never get vacations so I had to breda to my boss. Etymology: Break-To pause or stop and day-like monday Created by: icefoxgothic.
Replillicate: /Reh plah ih la cayt/ Etymology: Created by: tumblebehr.
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