Blusterblather: We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems

DEFINITION: v. To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n. A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.

We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Blusterblather: /bləstərbleðər/ After years as a spokesperson for the utility company, Jill is so versed in blusterblather that she has trouble understanding her own twaddle. Etymology: bluster (talk in a loud, aggressive, or indignant way with little effect) + blather (talk long-windedly without making very much sense) Created by: artr.

Commodicator: /kom moda kay tor/ Looise was privy to John,the company’s policy-making manager’s plans and was anal about showing off her privy-ledged position and using her arse-nal of big words to patronize co-workers. She was the commodicator on the new latrination policy and ass-ended her throne flush with success. “Urine the big leagues at last” she thought. But alass, she was such an unpopular #2 that someone beat the crap out of her outside the facility. Etymology: Commode (toilet) & Communicator (a person who communicates with others)

Created by: Nosila.

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