DEFINITION: n. A driver who ignores the rules of the road by driving very slowly (i.e. at the legal limit) in the fast lane. v. To strictly observe the “suggested” speed limits, even when using the fast lane.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Roadtard: /road-tard/ The line of traffic seem to stretch infinitely as the roadtard was trying to take the perfect profile picture of herself driving in the left lane. Etymology: road+retard Created by: youmustvotenato.
Slotorist: /slÅtÉ™rist/ Wouldn’t you know it, the one morning that Jim was running late he gets behind an ancient slotorist. Why this lady is out this early driving her automosnail, nobody knows but it is clear that she is exceeding the impede limit. Etymology: slow (not quick or fast) + motorist (the driver of an automobile) Created by: artr2.
Lescargo: /les kar go/ When old Lester gets out the vintage car and drives on the highway, he drives slowly in the fast lane to the annoyance of all others. When they beep him, he slows down even further. All the women at the nursing home call him a lescargo. Because he understands no French, he thinks they mean he has less baggage and is more available for dates. Etymology: Fr: L’Escargot (Snail) & Less Car go Created by: Nosila.
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