DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Coughractured: /kôfrakchərd/ Jimmy doesn’t really want to talk about his latest injury. Apparently he is embarrassed that he coughractured his finger while picking his nose. Etymology: cough (expel air from the lungs with a sudden sharp sound) + fratcured (the cracking or breaking of a hard object or material) Created by: artr2.
Accidumb: /ax-e-dumb/ After tying my shoes, I stood up too fast and got an accidumb as my leg cramped up. Etymology: accident+dumb Created by: youmustvotenato.
Hackcident: /hak sid dent/ Although in full body cast after his mishap, Steve was lucky to be alive. He had accessed secret Defense Dept. records and his hackcident was as a result of a professional visit by some burly, zealous Marine MP’s. Semper Fi! Etymology: Hack (To gain access to (a computer file or network) illegally or without authorization) & Accident (a mishap; especially one causing injury or death)
Created by: Nosila.
Ouchpotato: /owch poe tay toe/ the unfortunate juxtaposition of the remote control between cushions and the couchpotatos descending butt transformed him to an ouchpotato. Etymology: couch potato, ouch Created by: galwaywegian.
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