DEFINITION: n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Clirk: /klÉ™rk/ Calvin knows he needs to have a job. He doesn’t always understand that he needs to work. With his cell phone firmly planted on the side of his head, he can clirk just about any customer in the store. If a client is rude enough to interrupt his chat time, they will likely get not much more than a sigh. And, as everybody knows “sighs matters”. Etymology: clerk (an assistant in a store) + irk (irritate; annoy) Created by: artr2.
Steveclerkel: /Steve+Clerk-ol/ The line growing increasingly longer, the SteveClerkel, immersed in his conversation with his girfriend couldn’t sense that everyone in line wanted to strangle him. Etymology: Steve Urkel (the annoying TV character) + Clerk Created by: youmustvotenato.
Attendunts: /at ten duns/ Jason was typical of the attendunts a retail store can afford, someone who spent his whole shift texting and phoning friends. Jason made people sorry they stopped by. When the CEO came on a Royal Visit, the whole entourage got busy and decorated the store. Except Jason, who told his immediate supervisor (who was 17) that he had to catch up on his filing. I smell an audit coming. Jason is now filing again…his unemployment papers. Etymology: Attendant (cashier or clerk) & Dunts (To strike; give a blow to; knock) &dunce (stupid person)
Created by: Nosila.
Nobossaskhole: // Etymology: No – negation
ASkHole – asshole/ask hole Created by: marianasoffer.
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