Macintoldyouso: Computer programmers do not make mistakes.

DEFINITION: n. A computer programmer who corrects software problems by bugging the users, rather than debugging the software. v. To pinpoint the blame for any defects in a product, especially a software product which you have created, on “illogical” end-users.

Computer programmers do not make mistakes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Macintoldyouso: /mack-in-told-you-so/ “The debug error of your .doc file has corrupted .dll operating systembytes,” said Herbert, the IT guy. “Sooooorry Mr. Macintoldyouso,” I muttered under my breath. Etymology: Macintosh+Told you so Created by: youmustvotenato.

Blamebomb: /blāmbäm/ When Jessica emailed a complaint about software developed by her company’s software department, someone appeared at her cubicle almost immediately. After a couple of terse questions, he blamebombed her and huffed his way back to wherever it is these people hide out. Etymology: blame (assign responsibility for a fault or wrong) + bomb (attack) Created by: artr2.

Mistech: /mis tek/ Lech, our mistech, mistook a mistake that Missy would make. He would make her shake and quake, about her mistake, even when his take of her mistake was a flake. He could wreck the heck on her neck, if he we didn’t keep our mistech in check. Etymology: Mistake (error) & Tech (a technician who is highly proficient and enthusiastic about some technical field (especially computing)

Created by: Nosila.

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