Listletoe: Why can’t you get it up?

DEFINITION: n., A Christmas tree, ornament or caroler that, no matter how it is tied, tethered and tilted, refuses to stay upright. v., To be so full of Christmas cheer that you simply sparkle, twinkle and tip over.

Why can't you get it up?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Listletoe: /list ill to/ When Yul & Holly decorated their apartment for Christmas, they had trouble getting anything to hang up straight. They ended up calling one particular thing the listletoe because it meant you had to lean into your partner to get a better kiss. Hmm, maybe it was not such a bad idea…and maybe putting some Viagra in the tree water might spruce up their Christmas Tree! Etymology: List (to lean to one side) & Mistletoe (Old World parasitic shrub having branching greenish stems with leathery leaves and waxy white glutinous berries; the traditional mistletoe of Christmas, which people have to kiss each other when under it)
Created by: Nosila.

Pissedmas: /piss d niss/ he was on the pissedness diet. driink everything. Eat only solpadeine. Etymology: christmas, pissed Created by: galwaywegian.

Parumparumrum: /parəmparəmrəm/ Ralph was really trying to help decorate the Christmas tree but was having trouble staying upright due to the fact that he was full of parumparumrum. Etymology: Pa rum pum pum pum (Onamonapia for drumming from Little Drummer Boy) + rum (an alcoholic liquor distilled from sugar-cane residues or molasses) Created by: artr2.

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