DEFINITION: v. To compulsively shop for and buy shoes that are stylish, sexy and extremely uncomfortable. n. A person who has an uncontrolled, psychological dependency on impractical shoes.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Hardshell: /|hÉ‘Ëd| |ʃɛl|/ Julie was a tough nut for the craic. She needed to be tough on account of her choice of footwear. The only thing tougher than Julie was Julie’s feet, bulletproof they where. Very hardshell feet and a weakness for Gucci shoes or any strapless 6″ heel, that’s our Julie. Etymology: Loose association of Hard sell and hard shell…which only makes sense to me, and in the context outlined above. Created by: scrabbelicious.
Moccasinner: /mok a sin ner/ Shoesan was a macassiner of the first order. No matter what else she needed, she indulged her addiction to shoes, all kinds. She put the “oaf” in loafer; the “heel” in heels;the “flop” in flipflops;the “sneak” in sneaker;the “scandal” in sandal and the “oo” in Jimmy Choo’s. Unlike her 5,000 pairs of shoes,she was a vamp, she’d pump her hubby for shoe money and she had no sole. Etymology: Mocassin (soft leather shoe; originally worn by native Americans)& Sinner (someone who is bad, commit sins without repenting) Created by: Nosila.
Kicksessive: /kiksesiv/ Tommy used to give his girlfriend grief about her penchant for buying shoes. That was before she discovered his trove of sneakers that occupies the better part of his guest room. Apparently he is more kicksessive than she is. Etymology: kicks (shoes) obsessive (preoccupy or fill the mind of someone continually, intrusively, and to a troubling extent) Created by: artr2.
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