Timewash: I just can’t relax in the shower

DEFINITION: v. To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time. n. A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin.

I just can't relax in the shower

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Timewash: /tahym-wosh/ I got into the shower and was caught in a timewash. I only escaped when the hot water ran out. Etymology: Timewarp + Wash Created by: friendlyfiend.

Gablution: /gab loo shun/ When Susie takes a shower, she uses her ear-phone and multi-tasks by showering and catching up with her friends and relatives. Her husband calls this ritual her gablution. He also calls it expensive to use her phone so much and use up all the hot water. Etymology: gab (talk excessively, for a long time) & Ablution (ritual cleansing;daily personal hygiene routine) Created by: Nosila.

Sudstained: /suhdz-steynd/ Jerry finds a sudstained shower to be very bathartic. He doesn’t seem to understand why his wife gives his practice such a cold shoulder. It might have something to do with the fact that she rarely gets to take a hot shower. Etymology: suds (froth) + sustained (endure without giving way or yielding) Created by: artr2.

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