DEFINITION: n. A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v. To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted — under any circumstances — as a comment on the recipient’s weight.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Goodiva: /gooddahyva/ Will’s ample-figured girlfriend loves her chocolate. Valentine’s Day puts him in a quandary. Does he support her desire to be healthier or her vices? He may have found a way to do both as long as she doesn’t notice the slight labeling change on the big box of sugar-free knockoff brand of Goodiva chocolates. Etymology: good (of high quality) + Godiva (brand of high-end chocolate) Created by: artr2.
Karatcake: /kar at kayke/ Eddie always gave Shirley a karatcake for Valentine’s day. It was a no-cal styrofoam corn cake with a piece of gold jewellery lying on it. But the price of gold kept going up, so next year he would probably get her a caratcake instead… you know the marriage proposal type of diamond ring. Etymology: Karat (the weight of gold) & Cake (small flat mass of chopped food)
Created by: Nosila.
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