DEFINITION: v. To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n. An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Hobjective: /hob jek tiv/ Larry’s goal of the most ultra-smooth shave became his hobjective, when the groom gremlins pushed the razor up and in too fast… Etymology: Hob ((folklore) a small grotesque supernatural creature that makes trouble for human beings) & Objective (the goal intended to be attained) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Hobjective:
Koekbroer, 2012-05-26: 02:21:00
really?
Prepostexert: /pre-POHST-igs-ERT/ Barry’s wife finally pushed him to prepostexert his shaving, by making him use the household craft knife to remove his infuriating stubble. Etymology: PREPOSTEROUS & EXERT. (To be insensibly impossible & to strive, toil, or struggle for something) Created by: Kirubeza.
Paragoon: /par-uh-goon/ By constantly setting goals that nobody could achieve Andre set himself for a decline from paragon to paragoon. Etymology: paragon (a model or pattern of excellence) + goon (stupid, foolish, or awkward person) Created by: artr2.
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