DEFINITION: n. The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v. To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Bedtrayal: /bed tray al/ When Samantha discovered her groom, Roger, with her bridesmaid Marie, together on her marriage bed, she felt horrible bedtrayal. She was enraged that they were doing it on the fabulous new bedding her Grandma had given her. Talk about cheat sheets… Etymology: Bed (have sexual intercourse with;a piece of furniture in which to sleep and do other things) & Betrayal (be sexually unfaithful to one’s partner in marriage) Created by: Nosila.
Matrimoany: /mat rim oh nee/ she left the reception to investigate the souds of matrimoany coming from the broom closet Etymology: moan matrimony Created by: galwaywegian.
Sheetcheats: /sheet-cheet/ Jill was stunned to find that her new husbum was a sheetcheat. She began to suspect something when she heard that her girlfriend just happened to book a vacation the same place they were having their honeymoon. Etymology: sheet (a large rectangular piece of cotton, linen, or other material used as an article of bedding) + cheat (to deceive) Created by: artr.
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