DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”. v. To feel young and stupid again.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Repubertise: /ree-PEW-burr-tyze/ Gerald repubertised on Viagra, regaining the physical competence (and mental incompetence) of a teenager. Etymology: re- (prefix) + puberty (physiological process of sexual maturation) + -ise (suffix) Created by: Discoveria.
Comments on Repubertise:
Rhyme79, 2012-10-11: 10:18:00
Haha! 🙂 Voted!
Juvescrip: /joo-vuh-skrip/ Willy is so happy with his new juvescrip for Cialis. Just like in the commercial he installed two bathtubs in the backyard. Now he needs to figure out how to get his wife in the other tub and what this has to do with sex. Etymology: juvenile (young; youthful) + scrip (a prescription, as for a drug) Created by: artr.
Testosterampage: /tess-TOST-ehr-ram-paij/ Harleigh was a very sedate and well behaved senior citizen until he began taking some ‘new age’ suppliments he got thru a TV offer and after a few days on the therapy he went on a testosterage, not only frightening his wife, Heloise, but wearing her to a frazzle as well. Etymology: Blend of ‘testosterone’ (n. the sex hormone, C 19 H 28 O 2 , secreted by the testes, that stimulates the development of male sex organs, secondary sexual traits, and sperm) and ‘rampage’ (n. violent or excited behavior that is reckless, uncontrolled, or destructive) Created by: Mustang.
Reptiledysfunction: /rep tyle dis funk shun/ “Doctor, Doctor” said Maude into the phone, “Those pills you gave Ed are making him act like a horny toad and an iguana who wanna…what’s wrong with him?” The Doctor calmly replied, “He’s just suffering from reptiledysfunction.
He will go through stages where he will become a lounge lizard, play “Karma Chameleon”; vote for Newt Gingrich and redo your home in Art Gecko style. Just Monitor him and call me in the morning”. Etymology: Reptile (cold-blooded vertebrate) Dysfunction (any disturbance in the function of an organ or body part) & Wordplay on Erectile Dysfunction (impotence resulting from a man’s inability to have or maintain an erection of his penis)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Reptiledysfunction:
Rhyme79, 2012-10-11: 10:23:00
Lol, how many reptile puns can you fit in?! You are clearly talented! 😉 Made me smile.
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