DEFINITION: v., To create the impression that you are deathly ill and represent a potentially lethal bio-hazard risk, so that your boss will ask you to “take the next couple of days off”. n., A faked illness.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Fabrichondria: /fab ri ˈkändrēa/ Sue Ellen was quite the fabrichondriac, forever playing hooky and getting away with it, that her jealous co-workers begged her for one of her never failing, get out of work, contagious conditions. Etymology: fabricate: to lie, + hypochondria: imaginary illness Created by: DrWebsterIII.
Mediscam: /MED-eh-skam/ In order to extend his vacation a couple extra days, Barrymore once again conned his boss with a mediscam, reporting phony symptoms accompanied by phony photos. Etymology: Blend of ‘medical’ and ‘scam’ Created by: Mustang.
Fidochondria: /fy do kon dree a/ When Germaine Shepherd wants to have a mental health day at the beach from work, she comes down with a case of fidochondria. It scares her boss so bad, he gives her the rest of the week off. With her pug nose, poodle skirt, poochini bag,Afghan throw, pointy canine teeth, houndstooth coat and mutticulous timing, you’d think he’d have caught on by now when she plans to be sick as a dog… Etymology: Fido (Latin for “I am faithful”…pet name for a dog) & Hypochondria (a patient with imaginary symptoms and ailments)
Created by: Nosila.
Psychosicko: /Sy-koe-sick-koe/ Shane had a problem with always being a psychosicko and going overboard to his boss in order to get more time off. Etymology: Psycho-Slang for a person that’s crazy.
Sicko-Slang for a person that is constantly sick. Created by: abrakadeborah.
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