DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or “pick-up lines”, do not generate the desired response.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Egotesticle: /E-go-tes-tick-ul/ Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest. Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by “cocksure”) Created by: KristinA.
Flirtagonist: /flirt-AG-on-ist/ “Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin’,” Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl’s rude behavior and sudden departure. Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from ‘agony’ or ‘antagonist’) Created by: IneffableDawn.
Pickuptardist: /Pic-up-tard-ist/ James just can’t figure out why the women don’t love his “smooth” lines, but he’s such a pickuptardist Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard Created by: Czechxican.
Pompass: /pom-pass/ Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass. Etymology: pompous + pass + ass Created by: Stevenson0.
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