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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Cockadoodledont

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT

Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.

Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)

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Egotryst

Created by: tarnmoor

Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST

Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.

Etymology: Ego and Tryst

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Waldotomized

amilcaronline

Created by: amilcaronline

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Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Obblibcky

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Casadodo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Pettyboy

Created by: Qinamil

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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".

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Argshooter

espsycho

Created by: espsycho

Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter

Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."

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Spazanova

Created by: JonnyP

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!