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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Strutagist
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: strut a jist
Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.
Etymology: strategist, strut
Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Playgotist
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: play + go + tist
Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."
Etymology: player + egotist
Egomaniarcissist
Created by: myxodextoxmaybe
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!
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Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Waldotomized
Created by: amilcaronline
Pronunciation:
Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.
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Pratdigal
Created by: tempest
Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.
Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.
Etymology: Prat + prodigal
Pickuptardist
Created by: Czechxican
Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist
Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist
Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!