DEFINITION: v. To arrive at a meeting completely unprepared and then work diligently and obviously to distract yourself from the proceedings. n. A person who attends a meeting but does not believe that they are paid enough to actually pay attention.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Attendease: /att ten deez/ Seth was there, if only in body not in spirit, when the corporate meetings Started. His apparent attendease is due to the fact that the Boss told him to go and be paid for the experience, even if he felt no need to participate in any meaningful way. Etymology: Attendee (a person who participates in a meeting) & Ease (that which is not hard) Created by: Nosila.
Illoiterite: /ill-OYT-er-ite/ An inveterate illoiterite, Brandon typically comes to the staff meeting totally unprepared, disinterested and withdrawn, chosing to read his sports magazine rather than to participate in the proceedings. Etymology: Blend of ‘illiterate’ (displaying a marked lack of knowledge in a particular field) and ‘loiter’ (to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place) with the suffix ‘ite’ (Adherent or follower of) Created by: Mustang.
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