Ziplash: Omigod! What happened to you?

DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.

Omigod! What happened to you?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ziplash: /zip lash/ When Henry accidentally caught himself in the fly of his pants(ouch), he jerked his head down so quickly to see what he had done, that he gave himself ziplash. Etymology: Zip (zipper, fly, fastener of clothing) & Whiplash (an injury to the neck as a result of rapid acceleration or deceleration) Created by: Nosila.

Ouchpotato: /ouch-puh-tey-toh/ A sedentary lifestyle with a certain level of atrophy have left Roger an ouchpotato. Etymology: ouch (interjection used to express pain) + couch potato (a lazy person whose recreation consists chiefly of watching television and videos) Created by: artr.

Freaccident: /freek-seh-dent/ Being a wholly uncoordinated and clumsy oaf, Manfred seems to suffer one freaccident after another, goofy injuries that for anyone else would be very rare. Etymology: Blend of ‘freak’ (A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular) and ‘accident’ (an unforeseen and unplanned mishap) Created by: Mustang.

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