DEFINITION: n. A person who, despite professional lessons and incessant practice, cannot dance without looking like a ruptured goose. v. To dance in an awkward or clumsy manner.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Poultrysamba: /pol tree sam ba/ At Gerda and Josef Gobble’s wedding, Vi was a bridesmaid and was forced to dance with the best man, the obnoxious Tom, who was drunk on Grey Goose Vodka. She was mortified when he dragged her up to do the Chicken Dance and everyone in the room stopped what they were doing to take a gander at his poultrysamba style of twerpsichore. He had no trouble getting “down” but he kept honking for Vi to get him back up. That’s when he start calling her his little Viagra. When the seemingly endless dance mercifully was over, Tom goosed Vi and she in turn clipped his “wings”. Of course, this was caught on video and is now all over the Web! Etymology: Poultry (Fowl) & Samba (Brazilian dance) & WordPlay on paltrey sum (a small amount) Created by: Nosila.
Coordinainted: /co-ORD-in-aynt-ed/ Finsterwald was totally coordinainted, so much so that he gave new meaning to ‘two left feet’…in fact at times he appeared to have THREE left feet and much to his consternation, he was absolutely unable to perform the footwork to any of the popular dances of the day. Etymology: Blend of ‘coordinated’ (adept – skillful) and ‘ain’t’ (alternative to ‘isn’t’) Created by: Mustang.
Choreawkraphy: /kawr-ee-awk-ruh-fee/ I’m not sure you could say that Ronnie can’t dance. He certainly has some interesting and athletic moves. It’s just that his choeawkraphy and exuberance make it dangerous to be near him. Etymology: choreography (the art of composing ballets and other dances) + awkward (lacking skill or dexterity) Created by: artr.
Choreseptic: /kor uh sep tik/ She wanted to dance, but Emily didn’t know she’d been asked by a choreseptic. Etymology: From the Greek khoros=dance, and the Greek septos=putrefying or rotten. Created by: focusteacher.
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