DEFINITION: n., A type of guilt associated with a lapse in brand loyalty; especially when caught surreptitiously zipping the “wrong” coffee by your barista “friend”.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cappuccheato: /kap-oo-cheet-oh/ The extra two blocks to Star Bucks seemed difficult today for Mary, so she visited Second Cup. After the fist sip an overwhelming feeling of cappuccheato set in and she broke down and had to dispose of her ‘fling coffee’ in the nearest waste bin. Etymology: cappuccino + cheat Created by: Stevenson0.
Gulpability: /guhl-puh-bil-i-tee/ She was caught red-branded, scarfing down a Hershey’s bar, instead of their beloved Toblerone. Unable to deny her gulpability, she insisted it was just a “one night brand” and begged his forgiveness for the brandgression (brand + transgression). Etymology: gulp + culpability Created by: ScrabbledEgg.
Americanogigolo: /a-mare-i-kano-jig-oh-low/ He was just buying espressos for the guys on the desk but the barista who already had his favourite americano brewing made him experience an acute attack of americanogigolo. Etymology: americano + American Gigolo (of Richard Gere fame) Created by: Jabberwocky.
Brewmorse: /broo-mohrs/ He felt a twinge of brewmorse as he left the Starbuck’s drive thru, as it had once been a local coffee shop. Etymology: brew, remorse Created by: phonematode.
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