Ignorambulator: But I don’t want my hamburger in a car

DEFINITION: v. To ignore conventional wisdom and traffic rules by walking in areas normally restricted to motor vehicles. n. An aggressive pedestrian who feels it is their god-given right to walk in the middle of the road.

But I don't want my hamburger in a car

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ignorambulator: /ig-nor-AM-buhl-ayt-ehr/ Seemingly unaware of traffic laws or of the fact that he was impeding traffic as well as endangering his very life, Norman continued on, the unmindful ignorambulator, leaving cursing motorists in his wake. Etymology: : Blend of ‘ignoramus’ (one who is lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact) and ‘ambulator’ (One who walks about; a walker) Created by: Mustang.

Scareambulate: /skayr am byu layt/ When Denny decided to scareambulate the drive-through at the local fast food joint, he wanted a milk and a chili. His milk was shaken and his chili was alarming. Etymology: Scare (frighten) & Perambulate (walk by foot) Created by: Nosila.

Pepestrian: /pep est reee an/ Walking Bull denied being a pepestrian, ststing that he waited for the red man before crossing the road. Etymology: pedestrian, pest Created by: galwaywegian.

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