DEFINITION: v. To yell at a store clerk for correctly doing something that is clearly part of their job. n. A shopper who believes, as a “customer”, it’s their duty to bother, berate and belittle the people who serve them.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Clerkuss: /clek-cuss/ Clayton is a belligerent, crude, and thoroughly asinine person and a customer of dubious character who passed up no opportunity to clerkuss store clerks even when the service was superb. Etymology: Blend of ‘clerk’ (service attendant in retail outlets) and ‘cuss’ (swear, use vile language) Created by: Mustang.
Buyonicman: /by on ik man/ Let’s just say Steve Austin was a shopoholic before he became a buyonicman. In becoming a semi-robot after a hideous accident, he lost his humanity to retail staff. He should treat store staff like the sell-ebrities they really are… Etymology: Bionic (having particular physiological functions augmented or replaced by electronic or electromechanical components) & BUY (to purchse something for money) & Bionic Man (old TV series of the rebuilt man who went stronger, harder faster) Created by: Nosila.
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