DEFINITION: v. To go to the store and buy something, but then to forget to bring it home. n. A person who forgets what they bought — until the credit card bill comes in.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Purchass: /per chass/ Larry’s wife hated shopping with him. He grew so distracted by any and everfything at the mall that he would forget what he bought and where he put it. He could be a real purchass sometimes. Etymology: Purchase (something bought;to buy something) & Ass (an idiot;someone dumb) Created by: Nosila.
Shopadaisical: /shop-uh-DAY-zi-cul/ While on his routine shopping outings Bradley was quite shopadaisical, distracted by the sales signs, any and all activity going on around him and as often as not he would walk off after paying and leave his shopping basket at the checkout or on occasion was known to leave his purchases in the basket in the parking lot, get in his car and drive off. Etymology: Blend of ‘shopper’ (buyer) and ‘lackadaisical’ (inattentive, uninspired) Created by: Mustang.
Shurk: /Sherk/ Did you sherk the bag you bought at Prada earlier?
Oh you’re such a sherk! It’s the second time today you’ve forgotten what you bought at the store! Etymology: Created by: ayyacoco.
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