Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!

DEFINITION: v. tr., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner.

Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Boobycap: /boo-bee-kap/ The bastard boobycapped the thousand island. Etymology: from boobytrap; past tense: boobycapped; person who boobycaps; boobycapper Created by: codyjohnle.

Comments on Boobycap:

crmow, 2007-10-23: 10:53:00
Brilliant!! – short, sweet and to the point.

maggiejohnle, 2007-10-23: 11:29:00
good job, honey. I couldn’t beat that, but i tried

ErWenn, 2007-10-23: 17:22:00
Excellent!

Fauxclosure: /\ˈfō\ˈklō-zhər\/ Phil hadn’t realized he was a victim of Fauxclosure until it was too late and his shirt was ruined. Etymology: Faux: French, false. Closure : an act of closing : the condition of being closed Created by: phild3791.

Comments on Fauxclosure:

Lolagrrl, 2007-10-23: 10:11:00
BWAHAHAHA! I Love this!

Shakenfake: /shake-en-fake/ That Bob, such a wisecapper! He would shake-n-fake every bottle in the house, right after replacing the sugar with salt. Etymology: Shake ‘n’ Bake, fake Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Shakenfake:

pungineer, 2007-10-23: 08:02:00
Nice word, who do those wisecappers think they are anyway!!!

purpleartichokes, 2007-10-23: 11:54:00
They’re all screwed loose.

Jabberwocky, 2007-10-23: 12:11:00
great word

Vinairegret: /vina-regret/ A favourite cafeteria joke is vinairegret which involves replacing the lids on salad dressing with larger ones – especially appreciated by dry cleaners. Etymology: vinaigrette + regret Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Vinairegret:

petaj, 2007-10-23: 08:23:00
Gar!lick at that! Beaten to it on the vinegar-based dressing theme.

purpleartichokes, 2007-10-23: 11:51:00
Spicey!

Stevenson0, 2007-10-23: 12:32:00
Vinnie regrets doing this to me because I’ve capunked him with vengence threefold.

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2007-10-23: 02:57:00
Today’s definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James

petaj2007-10-23: 08:19:00
Definitely Krafty behaviour!

remistram2007-10-23: 09:52:00
I had to marry the loose lidder…I’m a shake first, tight lidder thus the birth of this definition.

Verbotomy2007-10-23: 10:19:00
Time to throttle the bottler? ~ James