Omigod! One just bit me!

DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v. tr., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

Omigod! One just bit me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Spudnik: /spud-nik/ I had to give up eating potato chips because of the spudniks – either that or get a whole new red wardrobe. Etymology: sputnik + spud + nick Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Spudnik:

purpleartichokes, 2007-11-27: 06:39:00
Hehe!

galwaywegian, 2007-11-27: 06:44:00
hehehe!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-27: 23:56:00
Tremendous word!

Piercemeal: /PEERS-meel/ Bob’s craving for kranskies in crusty rolls proved to be his ‘pierce de resistance’. And, although, friends have told him that he’s a bit prickadilly, he continues to piercemeal on this painful, panary prictual. Etymology: Piercemeal: based on “piecemeal” & pierce. 2. Prickadilly: silly (slang) 3. Prictual (victual & prick). Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Piercemeal:

petaj, 2007-11-27: 07:04:00
piercedprandial perforations punish painfully

Chipnick: /chip-nick/ She received a nasty chipnick after rapidly consuming those salt and vinegar chips. Etymology: chip(potato chip) & nick (injure/jab) Created by: thebaron.

Comments on Chipnick:

OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-27: 23:57:00
Ilike it!

Impalate: /im-PAL-et/ Morty ate his way through a pallet of corn chips without any problem, but the brittle toffee he followed up with splintered dangerously, causing life threatening impalates. Etymology: impale + palate Created by: petaj.

Comments on Impalate:

OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-27: 23:57:00
Nice word!

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2007-11-27: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by xirtam. Thank you xirtam! ~ James