DEFINITION: v. tr., To indulge your pet to the point that it has a better wardrobe, more fashion accessories, and even spends more money on its hair than you do. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Hautedogger: /ote-dawg-ger/ Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She’s such a hautedogger, she won’t buy anything at Petco – she only goes to a designer pet store – nothing’s too good for that spoiled hautedog. Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off. Created by: kabloozie.
Comments on Hautedogger:
libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00
super word!Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00
very funnypurpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00
Love it!silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00
pardon your french … it’s a terrific word!
Pampoodle: /pam poo dill/ They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages. Etymology: pamper poodle Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Pampoodle:
Tigger, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00
Brilliant!Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00
funny – I bet by next year it’s a registered breed
Petcessorize: /pet-sess-or-ize/ Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper. Etymology: pet, accessorize Created by: purpleartichokes.
Comments on Petcessorize:
Mustang, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00
Excellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol
Heirdale: /air-dale/ An heirdale along with the much sought after wallettease are special breeds who are expected to inherit their owners estates. They can get whatever they want with a click of their heels. Etymology: airedale + heir Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Heirdale:
galwaywegian, 2007-12-11: 10:06:00
Gets my vote JW!
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2007-12-11: 03:06:00
Today’s definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ Jamessilveryaspen – 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word ‘lebitch’ be ‘R’ rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!