DEFINITION: v. tr., To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n., Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cesserole: /SES-uh-rohl/ Roxie’s “piece de resistance” was her cesserole – an annigobnoxious alimentation – barely edible once a year. Bob often wondered whether it would end in cuisinecide! Etymology: Blend of “CESS” from cesspool & CASSEROLE: a baking dish; any food, usually a mixture, cooked in such a dish. Noun : cesserole; Verb: to cesserole. Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Comments on Cesserole:
galwaywegian, 2008-01-14: 06:38:00
very tasteful!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-14: 15:31:00
great sentencesilveryaspen, 2008-01-14: 18:48:00
I liked cusinecide even better than cesserole … but that’s only cause I’m so easily grossed out. Today’s definition certainly led to a lot of verboticisms that can do that!bananabender, 2008-01-14: 19:56:00
great words! Ugh, I’m grossed out too.Tigger, 2008-01-15: 00:05:00
Ah, I can just picture little kernel of corn floating in it, eww. Good one!
Retchipe: /RECH – i – pee/ After Marla mixed and drank her healthy earth worm shake, Ron inquired which retchipe book she got her inspiration from. Etymology: retch – to make an effort to vomit + recipe – list of ingredients and instructions for preparing a concoction of food or drink Created by: bananabender.
Comments on Retchipe:
Mustang, 2008-01-14: 07:00:00
I like it!!silveryaspen, 2008-01-14: 11:20:00
Retchipes for the wretched wreck of a cook gone bad! Great Creation!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-14: 15:29:00
very appropriateOZZIEBOB, 2008-01-14: 19:13:00
Some recipes are so bad, they sound almost ready to retch for! Nice word!Tigger, 2008-01-15: 00:04:00
Its a retchtipe for disaster. Great word!
Stewage: /-styoo-ij-/ From the smell, Ron thought that the kitchen sink had backed up again, and he was making toward the closet with the plunger, when Bridget ran into him in the hall and said, “You do remember that my mother’s coming over today, right? Oh, and I’m making lutefisk — it’s a Swedish delicacy.” We’d be having stewage for dinner tonight. Etymology: Blend of ‘stew’ – to cook by simmering or slow boiling (Middle English, stewen “to bathe in a steam bath”) & ‘sewage’ – liquid and solid waste carried off in sewers or drains (from Anglo-Fr. sewere “to drain off water”) Created by: Tigger.
Comments on Stewage:
silveryaspen, 2008-01-14: 11:48:00
Clever!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-14: 11:51:00
funnyOZZIEBOB, 2008-01-14: 19:18:00
Think I prefer a smorgasbord – but lets not get in a stew! Nice word.bananabender, 2008-01-14: 22:29:00
Served by a steward of course!bananabender, 2008-01-14: 22:32:00
good word!
Cordonblew: /kor don bluu/ it was another of her special cordonblew lunches. It was better than the last one at least, he actually got to the bathroom before he blew this one! Etymology: cordon blue, blew his lunch. Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Cordonblew:
silveryaspen, 2008-01-14: 11:21:00
Kudos and Chuckles!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-14: 15:32:00
very funny
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2008-01-14: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by zebrahdh. Thank you zebrahdh. ~ Jamessilveryaspen – 2008-01-14: 18:53:00
Great gross in your cartoon today … from the critter’s butt sticking up … to the facial expressions … to the hair on the bite on the fork … even the colors were putrid combinations!Verbotomy – 2008-01-14: 19:49:00
I’m glad to hear you find my color sense is putrid. ~ Jamesbananabender – 2008-01-14: 20:49:00
What a regurgitreat of a day in Verbotomyland! The creative juices have been flowing freely today. Now, what am I gonna cook for dinner???Verbotomy – 2008-01-15: 00:03:00
We could always eat our words… ~ Jameszebrahdh – 2008-01-17: 18:50:00
That’s great illustration! Thanks for using my suggestion!