DEFINITION: v. tr., To methodically read the magazines dedicated to the opposite sex in an effort to sensitize yourself to, and learn how to manipulate, their needs and aspirations. n., A person who studies gender differences in order to exploit them.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Survoyllance: /-sur*voy*llance-/ This was Fred’s first covert operation, women had always been a mystery to him and Mindy was no exception, but he’d be damned if Vouge didnt have the answers. Etymology: Surveillance: Close observation of a person or group, especially one under suspicion. And voyeur: however slightly less perverted and more a healthy interest in the opposite sex. Created by: Nimbulan.
Comments on Survoyllance:
silveryaspen, 2008-01-17: 09:01:00
Excellent!OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:27:00
Good word!
Studdy: /stuh dee/ His studdy made him an expert on feng shui, the g spot, the enneagram, the GI diet and many other topics. Etymology: stud, study Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Studdy:
bananabender, 2008-01-17: 09:36:00
I guess he’s a Bachelor then! Great word!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-17: 11:38:00
so simple yet so goodOZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:26:00
Yep. I agree. Very good!
Crossmopolitan: /cross-moe-pall-i-tan/ Dick was a hardened crossmopolitan. He kept the latest issues of Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Allure in a stack under his bed to get the ladies in the mood. Etymology: cross ( as in crossing over) + Cosmopolitan (magazine) Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Crossmopolitan:
OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:29:00
Nice word!bananabender, 2008-01-17: 22:37:00
clever combination!
Cleowulf: /klee-OH-woo..lf/ Whilst on his way to see the movie “Beowulf”, Bob was bedazzled by a beautiful blonde reading “Cleo” magazine. Later on, that evening, when asked by Roxie the name of the movie he had seen, he replied – “Cleowulf!” Etymology: CLEO: Magazine for women featuring the latest in fashion, beauty, love sex, fitness etc & WOLF (or better, its OE variant WULF): a man who is agressive in making amorous advances to women. Sorta, try to imagine, Beowulf wooing Cleopatra! Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Comments on Cleowulf:
Dougalistic, 2008-01-17: 05:18:00
You watch too many movies lol. Good word!Jabberwocky, 2008-01-17: 11:35:00
great word ozzie
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2008-01-17: 01:32:00
Today’s definition was suggested by OZZIEBOB. Thank you OZZIEBOB. ~ James