Websturbation

DEFINITION: v. intr., To look up your own name on a search engine. n., The practice of using a search engine as a tool for self-realization, or perhaps just self-gratification, by repeatedly searching for information about yourself.

I can't stop googling myself.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Websturbation: /web-stir-BAY-shun/ Nothing beats sitting back in a big office chair and indulging in some serious websturbation now and again. Etymology: From Web and Masturabation cleverly melded together in a seamless fashion. Created by: sharktrager.

Comments on Websturbation:

scrink, 2008-01-23: 09:43:00
Lol. Flippin’ hilarious!

scrabbelicious, 2008-01-23: 11:14:00
YES! YES!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 17:52:00
Yikes! What were you thinking?

Tigger, 2008-01-24: 02:03:00
Escuse me, waitress? I’ll have whatever scrabbelicious is having… Good word รขโ‚ฌโ€ very, uh, stimulating.

Egotistigoogle: /ee – go – TIS – tuh – googl/ Seth was such an egomaniac he spent much of his surfing effort egotistigoogling hoping to find that he was being discussed favorably on the net. Etymology: Egotistical + google searching Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Egotistigoogle:

galwaywegian, 2008-01-23: 04:57:00
excellent! you’ll be seeing a lot more of yourself in future!

Dougalistic, 2008-01-23: 07:22:00
lol, cool word! 8)

scrabbelicious, 2008-01-23: 11:20:00
Funny Galway man. Who’d a thunk it!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00
Good word!

Autoeeroticism: /aw toe eee rot iss izm/ His autoeeroticism cost him two jobs, three marriages and approximately eight mousemats a year Etymology: autoeroticism, ee as in e as in electronic Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Autoeeroticism:

Mustang, 2008-01-23: 07:59:00
Excellent word. Marriages and jobs are one thing, but losing those mousemats is a devastating and traumatic experience. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-23: 12:56:00
very punny

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 18:00:00
Fun pronounciation and creation!

Selfgooglefication: /self-googl-fi-cay-shun/ It gave him such selfgooglefication to google himself on the internet that he developed a google giggle and sore fingertips. Etymology: self-gratification + google Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Selfgooglefication:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00
Nice word!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 17:55:00
Is that like a baby giggle … goo goo ??? Delightful sentence!

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-01-23: 00:30:00
Today’s definition was suggested by yellowbird. Thank you yellowbird. ~ James

yellowbird2008-01-23: 12:32:00
I had to suggest this one, since it’s impossible to say ‘He googled himself.” with a straight face. ๐Ÿ™‚

bananabender2008-01-23: 18:56:00
Great words to-day folks! Another fun day!