DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v. intr., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Smuttony: /Smutt-on-eee/ Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony! Etymology: Smut or smutty – Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony – To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy. Created by: Dougalistic.
Comments on Smuttony:
metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one!silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition!OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
Great word!
Euphemaster: /yoo-fim-mass-tur/ Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he’d get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party’s throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort. Etymology: euphemism – substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master – at the top of one’s profession; innuendo – a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt – a stupid person Created by: Banky.
Comments on Euphemaster:
ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sublime!Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
pretty steamy stuffsilveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00
You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow!purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00
Love inuendolt, and the sentence!purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00
I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter!
Conversextionalist: /conver-sex-shun-a-list/ Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes. Etymology: conversationalist + sex Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Conversextionalist:
galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00
good one!ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Excellent!silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism!OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00
Great word and easy to say.
Manfreuday: /mann froy dae/ He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho’s Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy. Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Manfreuday:
Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00
perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hosesilveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00
Terrific puns! Great verboticism!OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00
Creative and funny!
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https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=stiff
Be Creative,
James
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ JamesTigger – 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!Jabberwocky – 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid outBanky – 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You’re well endowed with artistic talent.Verbotomy – 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ Jamessilveryaspen – 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!silveryaspen – 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You’ve all got me thinking you have great sex lives!Nosila – 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger…hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James…well, it is to die for…Verbotomy – 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I’m glad it didn’t die on the page. Thanks! ~ James