Lewinskidince

DEFINITION: v. intr. To be accused of something you didn’t do, then do that exact same thing later, completely by accident. n. A false accusation which coincidentally happens to be correct.

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VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Lewinskidince: /loo in skid inse/ It was a pure lewinskidince, she was shining my shoes before my press conference, the phone rang and I couldn’t find an ashtray. Etymology: lewinski, coincidence Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Lewinskidince:

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-19: 11:16:00
are you sure it wasn’t blewinskidince?

silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:11:00
Roaringly funny!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 15:29:00
Certainly put her moniker on this one!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-19: 18:20:00
HA!

Meaculprit: /me – ah – cul – prit/ “My lunch was in a white sack. It’s missing from the fridge. Did you take it?” said Trudy. “It wasn’t me! As you can see, I’m eating the yogurt, the apple, and the iced tea I brought. ” Erica replied. Trudy took the last brown lunch sack, not white like hers, from the fridge. She opened it. As she set the yogurt, apple and iced tea on the table in front of Erica she said, “Oh, we brought the same lunch in different sacks! You did take my lunch! So now, I will take yours! When it comes to stealing lunches, we are both mea culprits! Etymology: A blend of culprit and mea culpa. Culprit: which carries the double meaning of both an accused person and a guilty person. Mea Culpa: means “accepting guilt.” And of course the admission of guilt in bad grammar “me a culprit!” Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Meaculprit:

Tigger, 2008-02-19: 13:04:00
Neat word. While reading your sentence, a previous submission, from a few months ago, came to mind – Sandwicheroo.

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-19: 14:29:00
since Trudy deliberately ate the wrong lunch I would say she’s guilty of being the meamaximaculprit

libertybelle, 2008-02-19: 14:57:00
great word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 15:27:00
Another great word and entertaining sentence!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-19: 18:14:00
Love it!

Mustang, 2008-02-19: 23:16:00
Exquisite!!!

Factcident: /fakt-ser-dent/ the editor of the tabloid magazine knew that most of what they printed was rubbish…but she was pretty sure there must be a few factcidents in there as well Etymology: fact, accident Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Factcident:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:20:00
Good sentence!

ErWenn, 2008-02-19: 19:04:00
Good word and spot-on with the sentence.

Tigger, 2008-02-19: 20:48:00
I really like the sound of this word. Question though: Your pronunciation (fakt-ser-dent) sounds like how someone from Long Island, New York would say it (adding ‘r’s). Was that intentional?

Fict: /fikt/ He told the lie with such conesty, that no one suspected that his fact, was in fact, a fict. Etymology: fact, fiction Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Fict:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:07:00
Short, strong sentence and blend. Like conesty as much as fikt! Exceptional!

Tigger, 2008-02-19: 13:20:00
Agreed, I like ‘conesty’ as well.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 15:32:00
Yep, “conesty” is tops!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-19: 15:49:00
I liked conesty too, but when I saved it, google found it on another invented word web site.

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-02-19: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by 8Revolution8. Thank you 8Revolution8. ~ James

Nosila2008-02-19: 14:20:00
Good one, Tigger…how irobnic!