DEFINITION: n. A pile of used and discarded tissues; may constitute a bio-hazard. v. intr. To drop a used tissue on to the floor beside your bed or chair, because you are so sick you can barely move.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Snotsam: /snot-sam/ Bill was astonished by the amount of snotsam that could accumulate in just one night. Etymology: snot: the stuff you put on a tissue flotsam: wreckage which can wash ashore Created by: bigveg.
Comments on Snotsam:
purpleartichokes, 2008-03-10: 06:52:00
HA! Love it!ErWenn, 2008-03-10: 09:47:00
Perfect!petaj, 2008-03-10: 09:52:00
you can really pick em.galwaywegian, 2008-03-10: 11:03:00
excellentJamagra, 2008-03-10: 13:12:00
Great creation!kashman, 2008-03-10: 13:13:00
you should feel floating yourself after picking this great one 🙂Jabberwocky, 2008-03-10: 16:56:00
cleverpurpleartichokes, 2008-03-10: 18:30:00
Yep, you picked a winner!
Infloorendsza: /in-flor-ends-za/ Josh had learned in his meditation class to let go of problems and let them float away so he put the teaching into practice used infloorendsza to rid himself of his germs carefully wrapped up in tissues. Etymology: influenza + floor + ends + za (which is sort of like ya) Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Infloorendsza:
petaj, 2008-03-10: 09:55:00
Sick! And it suggests that some kind of growth (flora) has taken over.purpleartichokes, 2008-03-10: 18:25:00
Snot so bad! Song for the day, Booger Woogie Bugle Boy!OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-10: 21:10:00
Good word. The eyes have it, parhaps more the noses!silveryaspen, 2008-03-10: 23:00:00
LOve the way you embedded floor and ends in influenza … clever blending … fits the definition. Outstanding word!
Tocsickwaste: /tok sik way ssst/ He drifted back into conciousness with the worrying news that the tocsickwaste beside the couch appeared to be moving. thoughts of a new mutant virus were quelled when he noticed the face of his pet chihuahua looking up throught the gunge filled kleenex. Etymology: toxic waste, sick. Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Tocsickwaste:
Jabberwocky, 2008-03-10: 13:28:00
poor chihuahua probably had a very glossy coat after that experience
Snotzone: /snot-zone/ Seeing Bob lying there with a cesspool of snot rags beside him, Sue knew what she had to do. She quickly donned her self-contained breathing apparatus and fully encapsulated Level A suit, entered the snotzone, and began to gingerly pluck the mucousy mess from the floor. Etymology: hot zone (in HAZMAT response, the area of contamination), snot Created by: purpleartichokes.
Comments on Snotzone:
libertybelle, 2008-03-10: 09:30:00
hee hee – you beat me to it!Jabberwocky, 2008-03-10: 13:26:00
gross, but funny
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2008-03-10: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James