DEFINITION: A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they’re with, hanging.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cellibrat: /sell – uh – brat/ Alexander has always been a cellibrat, rudely leaving friends and even his fiancée, Belle, hanging while he chatted aimlessly with pals about sports, cars, or even other women. Etymology: Blend of cell and brat, play on the word ‘celibrate’. Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Cellibrat:
Jabberwocky, 2008-06-10: 13:34:00
if he keeps it up he may end up cellibatgalwaywegian, 2008-06-10: 16:58:00
or the cellibut of a joke!OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-11: 08:10:00
Excellent
Celphcentered: /self-sent-ured/ Jack was so celphcentered that he had his cell phone surgically attached to his ear so that he wouldn’t miss a call. Etymology: cell + self centered Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Celphcentered:
Tigger, 2008-06-10: 10:30:00
ExCELLent! (What? Someone had to say it…) Fits the definition perfectly.wordmeister, 2008-06-10: 13:40:00
You may joking about the surgery, but I bet this will be really happening within five years. And so the “me generation” will be ultimately be replaced by the “celphcentered generation”.OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-11: 08:09:00
So very well constructed.
Icellationist: /-ahy-SEL-ley-shun-ist-/ They were out on a date, but Laura had seen Drew’s icellationist behavior already tonight, and on previous dates, when he would talk with his friends for an hour everytime his cellphone rang. He should have been paying attention to her, shouldn’t he? So, when he went to the bathroom, she didn’t feel guilty at all about popping out the battery, sticking a piece of napkin across the contacts, and putting it back in. He would probably just think the battery went dead. Etymology: Blend of: Isolationist – one who insulates themselves from ouside or foreign influences (from Latin, insula “island”) + Cell – mobile telephone (shortening of ‘cellular’) Created by: Tigger.
Comments on Icellationist:
TJayzz, 2008-06-10: 09:49:00
Very good!Jabberwocky, 2008-06-10: 13:09:00
he really gave her the cold shoulderOZZIEBOB, 2008-06-11: 08:10:00
Great word
Celleezy: /sell ee zee/ Celldon was one Celleezy person. Whenever he took his latest girlfriend, Cellcilia out, he would repeatedly answer the calls he got from his future girlfriends Cellectra or Cellvia on his cell and talk to them for ages, in the company of Cellcilia. Needless to say, Cellcilia, would get upset and feel ignored, particularly when his chats turned to a more graphic nature. He often wondered why these women became so cellective and never wanted to go on a second date. Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea to cellect from… That is until one day he answered such a call in front of his wife, Cellda…
It took the doctors three hours to surgically remove that cellphone from
Celldon’s cellected orifice. And yes, he can hear her now. Etymology: cell (cellular phone) & sleazy (tawdry, lacking class, morally degraded, of poor quality) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Celleezy:
pungineer, 2008-06-10: 06:53:00
Down with celleezy celluts!Jabberwocky, 2008-06-10: 13:33:00
song of the day “Cellcilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily”Nosila, 2008-06-10: 20:56:00
Or “Cellebrate good times, come on…” Oh no, now they are both in my head!OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-11: 08:16:00
You got me going now: ‘operator could help me place this call..”
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