DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Leashentious: /leash-en-shush/ Sally was so leashentious that she bought her boyfriend a special choker that was electronically hooked up to her earrings so that she could monitor his behavior. This way she could prevent him from having illicit leashaisons. Etymology: leash + licentious Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Leashentious:
Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:28:00
Good one…you need to get them into Walmart for Christmas!OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-25: 06:41:00
good word;like the story too.
Reindear: /rayn Рdeer/ Elizabeth is a veritable reindear, keeping her fianc̩, Duke, on a very short leash, seldom letting him out of her sight and dominating most of his time thereby making sure that other women were kept at bay. Etymology: Blend of rein (means of controlling) and dear Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Reindear:
Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:13:00
like itNosila, 2008-06-24: 20:25:00
Love it…is she also a care-ibou? You sleigh me!
Domimator: /dom-i-mate-or/ Because of Jenny’s insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a total domimator. She domimates to the point of completely controlling and smothering Joe, her boyfriend. Etymology: DOMIMATOR – noun – from DOMINATOR + MATE Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Domimator:
Mustang, 2008-06-24: 08:17:00
I think I dated her way back when.
Programouriste: /proh GRAM-oor-IS-teh/ Roxie was starting to think that a “binary” approach was needed to have Bob’s love 24/7. Computer savy, she thought that a amicrochip behind the ear might just do the job.(Look how intensely she’s studying his ear) An amonopolist she was; an enthralling programouriste she planned to be. Watch out Bob! Remember today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. Etymology: PROGRAM: To train to perform automatically in a desired way; to train to behave in a predetermined way; a systematic plan for the automatic solution of a problem by a computer. AMOUR: love or desire,” from Anglo-Fr. + ISTE: one who practices (the Old French form.) Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Comments on Programouriste:
Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:12:00
very funny
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Definition Comments:
Verbotomy – 2008-06-24: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James