DEFINITION: v. tr. To make the same mistake over and over again even though you know it’s stupid. n. A compulsively repeated mistake.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Duhhplicate: /DUHH-PLIH-KATE/ Rosco stepped out of the minimum security correctional facility into the pounding sun.Sitting at the bus stop with his cardboard suitcase, he now had to admit that he might just “suck at life”…After three failed marriages and encounters with every known STD, he began to consider that his past dating choices may not have been the best.Foxy english professors were his weakness,but he also harbored a soft spot for lady charter boat captains,tattooed carny babes, radical Irish lassies, Goth chicks and women in any stage of recovery.But his moment of enlightenment passed like a partial eclipse,and his loneliness overtook him yet again. He would rent a room,hold up a gas station and look up his old flame Babs….Yes, that’s the ticket! He was sure she’d take him back, and together they could DUHHPLICATE all the great times they had before he got cirrohsis and she fell off the Harley.Yes! Yes! Rosco would DUHHPLICATE his old life-only this time he wouldn’t get caught. A cloud of dust enveloped the inter-city bus as it stopped in front of him,and then he saw her stumble off: the most radiant creature ever to corner the nose ring market…. Etymology: DUH+DUPLICATE
DUH:der ofr Created by: metrohumanx.
Comments on Duhhplicate:
metrohumanx, 2008-07-30: 01:16:00
http://zoomquilt.org/lumina, 2008-07-30: 04:03:00
Who doesn’t love a tatooed carny babe? 🙂Nosila, 2008-07-30: 20:59:00
Never a DUHll moment, eh?Mustang, 2008-07-30: 22:14:00
Rosco was a duhhfusOZZIEBOB, 2008-07-31: 02:25:00
I kike it.
Rebonerr: /ree bone air/ Pete Ayr was one absent-minded dude. Since his attention span was zip and he never paid attention to what he was doing, he programmed himself to rebonerr regularly. He always lost keys, forgot what to do and generally spent his days in a vortex of making goofy mistakes, from which he learned nothing. He was not always this way. His distraction was not due to chemical abuse, dementia or stupidity, but more plausibly due to being in love. He had met the woman of his dreams, Jill, and since then his head was in a swirl. His rebonerr was charming but at times annoying to Jill. As a result of his behaviour, she nick-named him Re-Pete Ayr. I guess that was better than being called Fatal Ayr. Etymology: re (do again); boner (stupid, embarrassing mistake); err (to make a mistake or be incorrect) rhymes with debonair(having a sophisticated charm-NOT!) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Rebonerr:
hooterbug, 2008-07-30: 11:20:00
-Love it!metrohumanx, 2008-07-30: 17:30:00
Hilarious! lovortex…been there, dumb that.OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-31: 02:25:00
Good one.
Dumbasstrophy: /dum-bass-tro-fe/ Johnny had a dumbasstrophy when he got crabs from the same girl twice. Etymology: dumbass- english for dumbass, and trophy from catastrophy for a bad event. Created by: s6guy72.
Comments on Dumbasstrophy:
lumina, 2008-07-30: 16:55:00
Hee…that was a little “nasterous” but still funny AND great word!metrohumanx, 2008-07-30: 17:19:00
If you get caught by the crabs twice, you deserve to die.
Numbskulligan: /-nÃ…Âm’skÃ…Âl-i-gÉ™n-/ Darrell was about to take a numbskulligan. Apparently he hadnt been convincing enough on his first try and he thought that by drinking just one more beer- he might just convince one of the fine ladies playing pool to take him home. “Alright, Gals!” Darrell staggered back over to the pool table. “Which one of you fine fillies wants to be my future ex-wife?” Darrell had a long walk home. Etymology: Blend of “Numbskull” – A stupid person; a nitwit and “Mulligan” – Most simply put, a “do-over.” Created by: hooterbug.
Comments on Numbskulligan:
metrohumanx, 2008-07-30: 17:24:00
Darrell Numbskulligan-wasn’t he related to Patty O’Furniture?Nosila, 2008-07-30: 20:58:00
Numbskulligan has a nice ring to it!Mustang, 2008-07-30: 22:14:00
Very good!
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