DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Mugsaphobia: /mugz a fo beea/ COP:”Name?”
FRED:”Prints Charming”
COP: “Funny…that’s right, we’ll need your prints, Charming! Occupation?”
FRED: “Self-Photographer. Officer, What are the Charges?”
COP:”Indecent Exposure…You were seen flashing people! Your aperture was open. We are running a background check on you now. Your statements are in sharp contrast to the witness statements.”
FRED: “No, I wasn’t doing that…I was shooting myself, in order to get the most perfect image I could. You see, Officer, I suffer from a mental disorder called Mugsaphobia! It’s a rare disorder that lens itself to misunderstandings like this.”
COP:”Yeah, such a filmsy excuse and this is a Kodak moment. We’ll lock you up in a cell and see what develops!”
FRED: “No, you can’t…I’ll tell you I’ll snap! I’ll blow-up. Besides, if I have to sit in a cold cell,I’ll shutter, I’ll get polaroids!”
COP: “Don’t be so negative. Your lawyer will soon get a resolution for you, if you don’t pose any more problems for us! Quit crying and focus or you’ll get red-eye.”
FRED: “HELP, I’VE BEEN FRAMED!”
Etymology: mugs {mug shot:a photograph of someone’s face (especially one made for police records)}and phobia (an anxiety disorder characterized by extreme and irrational fear of simple things or social situations)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Mugsaphobia:
metrohumanx, 2008-07-31: 00:44:00
Hey, Muggsy! Good word.OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-01: 03:23:00
Good word & interesting tale.
Pixosis: /pix-os-is/ Jenny’s psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program.
Etymology: pixel + osis Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Pixosis:
OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-01: 03:33:00
Clever.metrohumanx, 2008-08-01: 06:33:00
Great treatment regimen for PIXOSIS ! I wish that cure had been available when I unfortunately tried Americansingles. (the site, not the cheese)
Photochopic: /Pho’to-chop-ick/ Suzy’s Photochopic tendencies have led to many disappointments. She couldnt quite understand why her “matches” from Hookup.com always seemed to never call her back.
**Disclaimer** While this word is somewhat similar to Adobe® Photoshop® registered trademarks or trademarks of ®Photoshop® Company® Inc®orporated® in Nigeria*, Finland® and/or any other country. Violation of this trademark may result in personal injury, death, and a poorly photoshopped picture. Say photoshop and you will go to jail. Etymology: Blend of Photograph – Chop (To cut into pieces)- Manic (outbursts of drunken violence and manic activity) Created by: hooterbug.
Comments on Photochopic:
lumina, 2008-07-31: 12:31:00
I love it!OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-01: 03:18:00
Good one.metrohumanx, 2008-08-01: 06:44:00
You clearly have Suzie JPegged.happyhippy, 2008-08-01: 13:21:00
very well thought out. u seem to understand suzy better than herself woo to photochopick
Fabsnapic: /Fab-snap-ik/ As Roxie’s descended further and further into a fabsnapic starry-eyedess, her personal photo-album began resembling a who’s who of supermodels. Etymology: Blend of FABULOUS(fab:informal): Beyond belief; exceedingly great; exceptionally good; extremely pleasing; almost impossible to believe; incredible ; SNAP .n a photo; vb. to take a photo; emotionally meltdown; PIC, a picture, a photo & -IC: state or condition. Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Comments on Fabsnapic:
metrohumanx, 2008-08-01: 06:30:00
FABSNAPPIC came in late on my 486- mabye it went into da buffer. But I love it.
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