DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Animalate: /an-uh-muhl-ate/ Sophie was proud of the way she could animalate with her dog. “Who’s a good boy?” Why you are my poopy doo..YES YOU ARE!” Give mommy kisses” OH such big, sloppy, puppy kisses! Yes they are…Oh YES THEY ARE! Etymology: Blend of animal and relate Created by: hooterbug.
Schmalliewallieschmoopsdedo: /Fuckin sound it out!/ Jesus, if I type this sentence for reals, I’ll never get laid again. Etymology: Meet me and my bitch, appearing in Austin.
704 bitches Created by: idavecook.
Geekinese: /geek-in-eez/ As far as after school jobs go, Sheila was happy enough at PetsRUs. She didn’t really mind the poop runs, or even hosing down the cages. There were days however, when she felt if one more potential buyer stood at the puppy window tapping and speaking geekinese, that she would definitely fill out an app over at Orange Julius! Etymology: geek: A person with an unusual or odd personality.
ese: Suffix meaning the language or dialect of.
Created by: lumina.
Comments on Geekinese:
Nosila, 2008-08-03: 00:51:00
OMG talk about Pulp Friction…at least at OJ they only pups she’d see would be Pizza Dogs!
Pronehoundsiation: /prone hownd see ashun/ Maggie used pronehoundsiation when speaking to her pet dogs. She was sure they had a simpler grasp of our language and therefore litterally spoke to all of them as though they were stupid, hard of hearing and/or impervious to the teasing of other pets. Her schmoogie-woogie Schnauzer; her oodly-noodly Poodle; her chewzie-woozie Chihuahua; her orky-dorky Yorky and her musky-wusky Husky were all equally embarrassed by her linguistic torture. So they made a pact, every time Maggie used her verbal offensives on them, they would respond in cat-talk. When she used her endearments on them, they would reply with various impersonations of “Meow” “Mew” “Yowww” “SSSSSSSSSSS” and “NoooWWWWW”. Maggie was so impressed that she bragged to her friends that her dogs had become bilingual. Isn’t that itty, bitty, kitty nifty??? Who’s feline better? Etymology: Pronunciation (the manner in which someone utters a word)& Hound ( any of several breeds of dog) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Pronehoundsiation:
metrohumanx, 2008-08-01: 06:26:00
PRONEHOUNDSIATION ! PEALS of uproarious laughter, Nosila.
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