Alopadcia: Tap-tap-tap and my hair falls out.

DEFINITION: n., A wear mark, or shiny spot, which appears on a heavily used computer touch-pad, mouse or keyboard. v. tr., To wear down or erode through repetitive clicking, tapping or poking.

Tap-tap-tap and my hair falls out.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Alopadcia: /-al-uh-pad-shee-uh-/ “Does your owner tap on you like a beast? are you losing your hair and colour? Do no wait anymore! STOP IT NOW!!! By using our brand new product called Aminexpad!!! Try it out, or you’ll be out! Etymology: ALOPADCIA. From Alopecia (loss of hair; baldness) + Pad Created by: vmalcolm.

Comments on Alopadcia:

Jabberwocky, 2008-10-17: 11:53:00
very funny

metrohumanx, 2008-10-17: 12:22:00
Zounds!

Nosila, 2008-10-17: 22:25:00
Hair-iffic!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-10-19: 00:33:00
clever

Hardwarewear: /hard-wair-wair/ Scranton’s keyboard, mouse and mouse pad all bore excessive hardwarewear that included shiny mouse buttons, scuffed mouse pad, keys and space bar worn completely thru from excessive gaming and keyboarding. Etymology: Blend of hardware and wear Created by: Mustang.

Keypetitive: /kee-pet-i-tiv
/ Because she didn’t own a joystick, the letters ‘s’ and ‘l’ disappeared from her keyboard because of the constant keypetitive tapping, clicking and pushing required by the computer game.

Etymology: KEYPETITIVE – from KEY (keyboard) + REPETITIVE (repeated over and over)

Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Keypetitive:

metrohumanx, 2008-10-17: 12:18:00
wow. i remember joysticks.

Erodency: /i-ROHD-uh n-see/ Bob lived in constant state of click-button erodency with abrashining “mouse” and repitritious keyboard.
Etymology: Blend of “E” for a system of world-wide electronic
communication;as in email etc., RODENT: from Mod.L. rodentia, the order name, from L. rodentem (nom. rodens), prp. of rodere “to gnaw, eat away,” like a “mouse” and CY: state or condition. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Erodency:

Jabberwocky, 2008-10-17: 11:52:00
excellent

TJayzz, 2008-10-17: 14:17:00
Good one!!

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Be Creative,

James