DEFINITION: v. intr., To not feel guilty about all the weight you’re putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Sinsulate: /sin sool ayt/ We Northern Canadians try to sinsulate ourselves against our cold, 8 month long winter by ingesting as many heat-inducing foods as possible. Not only do we eat our native dishes like Mama Cheeseburgers and fries;Pemican; Chocolate Moose;Bear Claws;Reindeer Sausage;Arctic Char; Ukrainian Perogy’s & Cabbage Rolls;Thai Cuisine;Italian Lasagne;Greek Moussaka;German Bratwurst;Mongolian Hotpot;Vietnamese Spring Rolls;French Bouef Bourgignone;Irish Stew;Scottish Haggis; Indian Masala, Samosas & Curry;Welsh Rarebit;Swedish Meatballs;London Broil; Spanish Paella;Cassoulet;Quebecois Poutine;Mexican Tacos & Enchiladas; Japanese Teriyaki and Shanghai Noodles, we also indulge in a few American treats: Kentucky Fried Chicken;Corn Pone;St.Louis Ribs;Dunkin Donuts and Ghiaradelli Chocolate. Yes, there are no borders we will not cross to sinsulate ourselves from the winter cold! And we wash down these meals with the appropriate international beverages. Thank Goodness for Free Trade. Etymology: Sin(One of God’s 7 things a good Christian should not do: (i.e: Gluttony;Greed); a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake;violent and excited activity) & Insulate(protect from heat, cold, noise, etc. by surrounding with insulating material) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Sinsulate:
metrohumanx, 2008-10-20: 09:43:00
WOW! That reads like the menu from the International House of Heartattacks……mmmmmm-pierogies!lumina, 2008-10-20: 20:19:00
Ok, now I’m hungry. “International House of Heartattacks.” HA! That was “rootin’ tootin'” hilarious!
Carbaltonnelsyndrome: /car-bal-tun-nel-sin-drome/ In the cold Canadian winter many people develop carbaltonnelsyndrome. This malady is aggrevated by the repetetive wrist action necessary to shovel food into the mouth in an attempt to add an extra layer of fat for the cold winter months. In some cases, a brace may be advised. Etymology: carb (starch, glucose etc.) + tonne (metric ton) + carpal tunnel syndrome Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Carbaltonnelsyndrome:
metrohumanx, 2008-10-20: 09:52:00
Hilarious! Makes me wanna go to that Cheese Shop!
Flabsolve: /FLAB-zolve
…flabsolution/ Oliver could hardy [sic] believe his good fortune. The local weathermen had predicted a massive blizzard which would surely keep him snowbound for months. Life had been no PYCNIC for Ollie, dieting all summer, trying to foragenerate enough fats and proteins to satiate his appetite. Corpulentil soup just didn’t do it for him. Now he could FLABSOLVE himself of any guilt for increasing his bulk over the winter. There wasn’t much to do, living this far north. Ollie couldn’t jog on the ro-tundra, nor could he pud-gyrate at the skating rink. Yes, the obese-ason was here, and he knew he would become davenportly, stout and quite dumpy as he bypassed his days on the heavysettee. The porcinema was not an option, as the seats were too small- there was no need to lap-ologize for that. Oliver’s days were abdominated by the internet as he ingested all the savory bits he had stockpiled for just such an occasion.
Now he could alibi-nge on deep-fried pork ends and he would surely be FLABSOLVED as he vindic-ate his way to a new profile. When not verbotomizing, Ollie spent a lot of time at defendaflab.com! His caloriclaim to fame might get him into the record books…and besides- he could shed those pounds in the spring. But now it was time to chow down. That’s ANOTHER fine mess hall he’s gotten himself into! Etymology: FLAB+abSOLVE=FLABSOLVE…..FLAB: back-formation from flabby ; soft fatty body tissue…..ABSOLVE:to set free from an obligation or the consequences of guilt;Middle English, from Latin absolvere, from ab- + solvere to loosen (one’s standards of caloric intake).
Created by: metrohumanx.
Comments on Flabsolve:
metrohumanx, 2008-10-20: 09:59:00
This definition has generated some GREAT words- and a gnawing hunger in the pit of my stomach….but NOT for muktuk! Quite an education today!Jabberwocky, 2008-10-20: 10:53:00
great rationalizing – I need a snack!Nosila, 2008-10-20: 20:14:00
Flabsolutely Flabulous!Mustang, 2008-10-20: 20:14:00
Made me hungry……and sleepy.
Snowbesity: /snow-bee-city/ Carla had come to anticipate her snowbesity. In fact, her winter clothes were two sizes larger than her summer clothes. Her snowbesity was harder to justify, however, once she moved to Florida. Etymology: Snow + obesity Created by: Nuwanda.
Comments on Snowbesity:
Jabberwocky, 2008-10-20: 10:50:00
snow doubt, that’s a great wordmetrohumanx, 2008-10-20: 13:33:00
I scream- closed for the season-the reason: it’s freezin!Nosila, 2008-10-20: 20:11:00
Love it…nothing worse than having a blizzard on your gizzard!lumina, 2008-10-20: 20:15:00
Love it!
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