DEFINITION: n., The deep red lines and/or furrows, which appear on a person’s face after they have slept on wrinkled or creased bed sheets. v. intr., To wake up and discover that your face matches your wrinkled bed sheets.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Linenitis: /lin-uhn-EYE-tis/ In spite of her concerted efforts to avoid the condition, Sheena continued to wake up every morning with a severe case of linenitis from having slept with her face buried in the wrinkled sheets. Etymology: Linen with the suffix ‘-itis’ (a suffix used in pathological terms) Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Linenitis:
Mustang, 2008-10-23: 01:18:00
Good one.
Stredtch: /-stredtʃ-/ I’m sick of my unseen stretch marks, I don’t want to bear with some visible and RED ones too! Etymology: STREDTCH. From Stretch mark (A shiny line on the skin of the abdomen, breasts, thighs, or buttocks that is often lighter than the surrounding skin and is caused by the stretching and weakening of elastic tissues as a result of pregnancy or obesity, for example) + Red (A pigment or dye having a red hue) Created by: vmalcolm.
Comments on Stredtch:
Nosila, 2008-10-22: 21:43:00
Stredtch marks are rediculous without getting them from your laundry!
Sleepdeepleation: /deep-pleet-shun/ Sally suffered from such severe sleepdeepleation that she had to go to a sleep disorder clinic where the patients were suspended like bats to prevent any nasty folds. Etymology: sleep + deep + pleat + sleep depletion Created by: Jabberwocky.
Wrinkidermis: /rink-uh-dur-mis/ It takes at least four, or five hours after I wake up to overcome wrinkidermis embedded on my face and suffered from my creased pillow.
Etymology: WRINKIDERMIS – noun – from WRINKLE (a small furrow, or crease on the face) + EPIDERMIS (the outer layer of the skin)
Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Wrinkidermis:
metrohumanx, 2008-10-23: 17:12:00
Technically impeccable…and a little scary.
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