Injuritos: Omigod! One just bit me!

DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v. tr., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

Omigod! One just bit me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Injuritos: /injÉ™rdÉ™rÄ“tÅs/ If I didn’t know better i would think Matt was something of a masochist. Every time I see him he is munching on a bag of Injuritos. The full-size chips are bad enough but the shards in the bottom of the bag might as well be chunks of glass. The insidious part is that the company that makes these “shivs in a sack” has added an ingredient called nacho that numbs the palate so that the damage is hardly noticed. Etymology: injured (harmed, damaged, or impaired) + Doritos (a popular brand of chips) Created by: artr.

Comments on Injuritos:

galwaywegian, 2008-10-23: 10:04:00
nice one!

Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:51:00
fantastic

metrohumanx, 2008-10-23: 17:14:00
Damned clever!

Nosila, 2008-10-23: 20:35:00
Splendido!

Spudnik: /spud-nik/ I had to give up eating potato chips because of the spudniks – either that or get a whole new red wardrobe. Etymology: sputnik + spud + nick Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Spudnik:

TJayzz, 2008-10-23: 13:04:00
Nice one. Thinking of giving them up myself!

metrohumanx, 2008-10-23: 17:13:00
Welcome to the Spice Age, comrade!

Shreddedeats: /sh-red-ed-eets/ Allison loved Cap’n Crunch, but couldn’t help compulsively running her tongue over the shreddedeats the cereal inevitably left behind. Etymology: shredded wheat altered to emphasize “eat” Created by: Nuwanda.

Pretzelaceration: /pretzl-lass-er-AY-shun/ As was so often the case, Winifred suffered a serious pretzelaceration in the roof of her mouth from carelessly eating pretzel sticks too fast. Etymology: Blend of pretzel and laceration Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Pretzelaceration:

Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:51:00
great combo

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Be Creative,

James