Pinablogada: What do you mean I’m too drunk to email my boss?

DEFINITION: v. tr., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Pinablogada: /Pee – na – blog – ada/ Stanley loved to blog. He could blog while he was cooking dinner and cleaning the house. He even blogged from his riding lawnmower. His most special contributions were the occasional pinablogada that he treated the world to during happy hour from his local bar. He would tap away on his laptop while he sipped away… “Twodaa i work late n jest nedic a drenc haaa. It a peeno coludee annd dats abut eit.” Etymology: The popular drink, Pina Colada forms the first and last parts of this word. The word blog is dropped in the middle. Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Pinablogada:

Jabberwocky, 2008-11-24: 15:09:00
love it!

metrohumanx, 2008-11-24: 16:12:00
You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning oo oo ooh …

silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:44:00
ROFL! (rolling on floor laughing). Great fun word and sentence … but the ending was superb … smashing last line!

silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 17:18:00
I was surprised to see pinablogadas from an mweinmann. Then again … wine not?

Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:35:00
Excellent!

Inebremail: /in-E-bree-mayl/ Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of a massive binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend’s girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain. Etymology: Blend of inebriated and email Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Inebremail:

Nosila, 2008-11-24: 20:19:00
Makes you wonder how much “out there” is written under the influence…

Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:33:00
Probably quite a bit.

Geerbloggle: /gear-blog-ul/ Bella cursed inwardly when she read back the geerbloggle she posted at 2.00am and looked at the photographs from her night out. Just which one of these ugly mugs had she described as a “golden Adonis” on her blog? They were all hideous! Etymology: beer goggle (perception that things are much better than they are – like rose-coloured glasses, but brought on by too much beer) + blog + it’s mixed up as though the interlocutor has had too many drinks Created by: petaj.

Comments on Geerbloggle:

silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:37:00
Could geerbloggle also be a Spoonerism of sorts on your words of beer, blog, goggle … and maybe even the end of the word bottle as in beer bottle? I like it. Very creative … and we don’t see very many spoonerisms here. You might just have inspired more!

Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:36:00
I think I remember doing something like that myself.

metrohumanx, 2008-11-25: 10:48:00
Very clever. Hooray!

petaj, 2008-11-26: 02:49:00
yes definitely a spoonerism

Gincommunicado: /jin – com – meoon – ick – cod – oh/ Sheila had issues again today. Now on her seventh gin and tonic, she made the mistake of emailing everyone she was angry at or felt had in some way slighted her during the past ten years. She was totally gincommunicado for several hours until she fell asleep at her keyboard. Everytime this happened she would awaken and see the evidence of her rampage as her inbox filled with confused and angry emails, mostly from people she hadn’t seen in years. Thankfully, the number of people who answered her was dwindling….but she really bemoaned the fact that she had few friends left. Etymology: Gin (a type of strong liquor flavored with juniper berries) plus incommunicado which means a state or condition in which one is unable or unwilling to communicate. Created by: rombus.

Comments on Gincommunicado:

Jabberwocky, 2008-11-24: 15:09:00
excellent

DaddyNewt, 2008-11-24: 15:17:00
Nice word!

silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 15:59:00
Winsome! Whoops … perhaps that should be Ginsome!

Nosila, 2008-11-24: 20:18:00
Sheila was sloe to learn!

metrohumanx, 2008-11-25: 11:07:00
I always thought gin was made from hair tonic.

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