Verboticisms

Created by: daniellegeorge

Pronunciation: ok-yoo-pa-toxi-ca-shient

Sentence: "Last night at happy hour, Harry was such a huge occupatoxicatient that he forced us to watch his special 'web-cam dance.'"

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Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /tip-see-mayl/

Sentence: Our senior co-worker, Frank, would enjoy himself at Happy Hour at the bar next door to the office, but then he'd sometimes return to work, and tipsymail the group about next week's assignments. It's hard to believe that someone can 'slur' in e-mail like that...

Etymology: tipsy - slightly intoxicated or drunk (from Middle English, typen "to upset, overturn") + e-mail (short for electronic mail — but of course, you already knew that.)

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COMMENTS:

Last sentence really cracked me up! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:39:00

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: sop/piss/tree

Sentence: He frequently alarmed his girlfriend with his soppisstry.

Etymology: sop + pissed + e (as in email) + sophistry (unsound reasoning)

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COMMENTS:

Terrific triad! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 12:00:00

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Created by: thegoatisbad

Pronunciation: Lick-or-spon-dence

Sentence: Kimberly was not immune to liquorspondence. Under the influence of romantic ballads and boxed wine, Kimberly not once, but twice, e-mailed Xavier, a yarn sales rep from Vanna's Choice yarns. The e-mails started innocently enough, but as the wine bag deflated into her blood stream, Kimberly started to make provocative suggestions about knots and inappropriate inquiries as to the size of Xavier's knitting needle. In both instances, she concluded the e-mail asking if she would die alone.

Etymology: Liquor (21+) + Correspondence (exchange of words)

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COMMENTS:

I really like this word and will use it when I receive future liquorspondences. - splendiction, 2010-04-20: 23:12:00

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Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: al kuh HOLLA!

Sentence: mary wats up hows the kiids> hey what yo mean i drunj thi snot a acohlla

Etymology: alcohol + holla (obnoxious greeting)

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COMMENTS:

Man, you can get these just by driving past a bar/grill where some people you know happen to be getting blitzed. Good word! - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 09:32:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-E-bree-mayl

Sentence: Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of last night's binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend's girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain.

Etymology: Blend of 'inebriated' (under the influence of alcohol) and 'email' Electronic correspondence over the internet

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: Pee - na - blog - ada

Sentence: Stanley loved to blog. He could blog while he was cooking dinner and cleaning the house. He even blogged from his riding lawnmower. His most special contributions were the occasional pinablogada that he treated the world to during happy hour from his local bar. He would tap away on his laptop while he sipped away... "Twodaa i work late n jest nedic a drenc haaa. It a peeno coludee annd dats abut eit."

Etymology: The popular drink, Pina Colada forms the first and last parts of this word. The word blog is dropped in the middle.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - Jabberwocky, 2008-11-24: 15:09:00

You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning oo oo ooh ... - metrohumanx, 2008-11-24: 16:12:00

ROFL! (rolling on floor laughing). Great fun word and sentence ... but the ending was superb ... smashing last line! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:44:00

I was surprised to see pinablogadas from an mweinmann. Then again ... wine not? - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 17:18:00

Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:35:00

Perhaps he should have meant her at O'Malley's -Emails are forever! Cleverly blended - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-27: 02:21:00

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Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: EEM-oild

Sentence: Marla knew she had emoiled over the weekend when her in-laws arrived from interstate for a week-long visit.

Etymology: blend of EMAILED + OILED: drunk; intoxicated.

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Created by: yellowbird

Pronunciation: pur-plekst

Sentence: Josh posted pure perplext Saturday night, something about 'jeeping it real' and 'finding peas with his ex', but I'm sure Tim will let us know what happened as soon as he bails him out of jail.

Etymology: perplex + text

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Created by: wayoffcenter

Pronunciation: kəmyoōnədrəngkāshən

Sentence: It wasn't his fault. His English professor told the class to research a word by experiencing its definition. Chris chose "intoxicated". His communidrunkation to the entire online world let everybody know he was: inebriated, impaired, drunken, tipsy, under the influence, plastered, smashed, bombed, sloshed, sozzled, sauced, lubricated, well-oiled, wrecked, juiced, blasted, stinko, blitzed, half-cut, fried, wasted, hopped up, gassed, polluted, pissed, tanked (up), soaked, out of his head/skull, loaded, trashed, hammered, soused, buzzed, befuddled, besotted, pickled, pixilated, canned, cockeyed, blotto, blind drunk, roaring drunk, dead drunk, punch-drunk, ripped, stewed, tight, merry, the worse for wear, far gone, pie-eyed, in one's cups, three sheets to the wind, bladdered, lashed, crapulous. And that was just what he found in the Thesauaus before the room went spinning into darkness.

Etymology: communication: the imparting or exchanging of information or news + drunk: intoxicated to excess

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COMMENTS:

Man oh MAN! ....Say NO MORE! - metrohumanx, 2008-11-26: 14:39:00

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