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'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Enebriation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ee nee bree ay shun

Sentence: When e-noch found out the next day that he had sent out a goofy and embarrassing e-mail to his e-quaintences, he apologized for his e-nebriation, drinking e-thanol. Next time, he thought, before I get e-ntoxicated like that, I will unplug my computer, so I cannot access my e-mails. E-nough!

Etymology: e-(=electronic)& Inebriation (a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol)

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Booziemail

Created by: logarithm

Pronunciation: bOO'zē.māl

Sentence: Billy begged his lady boss not to fire him for sending her a booziemail bitching about her bitchiness.

Etymology: From: 1) Boozy: characterized by the drinking of alcohol to excess. 2) Email: computer-to-computer communication system; a system that allows text-based messages to be exchanged electronically, e.g. between computers or cell phones. Full form: electronic mail.

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Higheohno

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: High-E-oh-no

Sentence: Phil E. Buster didn't like to sober up after a drunken session of emailing, for then he had to face the music of his HighEohnos!

Etymology: High for being high on alcohol, E for email - oh no that comes when sober ... and all a play on Hi-de-ho-ho, a slangy greeting.

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COMMENTS:

After all your liquor-name inspired creations, it was very hard to resist the temptation of choosing highballEng! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 12:19:00

> a play on Hi-de-ho-ho, a slangy greeting. Amusing word but... where are you from that people say that? :] - Tigger, 2008-02-01: 00:49:00

It's what the neighbor always says on Tooltime! It is rather archaic ... isn't it? Except for that tv show! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-01: 09:41:00

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Postaldisorder

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Po-stal-diss-or-der

Sentence: After a heavy bout of binge drinking Nigel was in a complete state of postaldisorder. He decided to email his boss to tell him what he'd been dying to say for ages. He told him that he sufferered from terrible BO and everyone in the office had noticed, he recommended that he should go straight to the chemist and get himself a strong deodorant. In his drunken haze he was sure that his boss would thank him first thing Monday morning.

Etymology: Post(mail) + Disorder(a disruption of the normal physical or mental functions, well known to be bought on by excessive alcohol consumption.

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COMMENTS:

Captures that sense of danger in drunk emailing! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 17:00:00

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Tequimail

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /təˈkiˌmeil/

Sentence: Tequimail is the most dangerous of all forms of drunken internet usage: not quite as incoherently dismissible as bourblogging, more damagingly personal than margareplies, easier to slip into than mai typos, and more common than champosting.

Etymology: from tequila + e-mail

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COMMENTS:

So true, the most dangerous of all usage forms. - sean30, 2008-01-31: 15:17:00

Great liquor-upped verboticisms all through your sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:58:00

libertybelle Terrific words! I think bourblogging is my favorite though!! - libertybelle, 2008-01-31: 14:22:00

Personally, I'm a fan of "mai typo". - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 21:53:00

Very E-sloshed; nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 23:13:00

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Blogmail

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: blog/mail

Sentence: BLOGMAIL is usully when your drunk and u send a email that is drunkafid

Etymology: blog+mail

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Tipsyemail

Created by: Gianni

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Alcoholla

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: al kuh HOLLA!

Sentence: mary wats up hows the kiids> hey what yo mean i drunj thi snot a acohlla

Etymology: alcohol + holla (obnoxious greeting)

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Man, you can get these just by driving past a bar/grill where some people you know happen to be getting blitzed. Good word! - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 09:32:00

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Communidrunkation

Created by: wayoffcenter

Pronunciation: kəmyoōnədrəngkāshən

Sentence: It wasn't his fault. His English professor told the class to research a word by experiencing its definition. Chris chose "intoxicated". His communidrunkation to the entire online world let everybody know he was: inebriated, impaired, drunken, tipsy, under the influence, plastered, smashed, bombed, sloshed, sozzled, sauced, lubricated, well-oiled, wrecked, juiced, blasted, stinko, blitzed, half-cut, fried, wasted, hopped up, gassed, polluted, pissed, tanked (up), soaked, out of his head/skull, loaded, trashed, hammered, soused, buzzed, befuddled, besotted, pickled, pixilated, canned, cockeyed, blotto, blind drunk, roaring drunk, dead drunk, punch-drunk, ripped, stewed, tight, merry, the worse for wear, far gone, pie-eyed, in one's cups, three sheets to the wind, bladdered, lashed, crapulous. And that was just what he found in the Thesauaus before the room went spinning into darkness.

Etymology: communication: the imparting or exchanging of information or news + drunk: intoxicated to excess

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metrohumanx Man oh MAN! ....Say NO MORE! - metrohumanx, 2008-11-26: 14:39:00

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Inebrimail

picabomama

Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: in e bree mail

Sentence: I was so wasted last night that I sent naked photo inebrimails to all my co-workers.

Etymology: inebriated and e-mail, the words were practically meant for each other.

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 01:50:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-01-31: 04:25:00
3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 07:44:00
Maybe we're all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-20: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James