DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Abdorable: /ab-DORE-uh-bl/ Angora’s cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it’s days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable. Etymology: Blend of ‘abhor’ (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and ‘adorable’.
Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Abdorable:
silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 01:51:00
Appeals to the child in all of us … and like the last two words in the definition is Irresistably Cute!
Adorabubble: /É™dôrÉ™bÉ™bÉ™l/ Katie’s cats, Fatty McButterpants and Furbucket are adorabubble. Fatty’s greatest talent is to roll over on his fatback and purr when his ample belly is scratched. Fur will sing for her supper and she sings often. If breathing were a conscience effort, they would both be long gone. Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + bubble (an air- or gas-filled spherical cavity in a liquid or a solidified liquid such as glass or amber) Created by: artr.
Comments on Adorabubble:
splendiction, 2009-04-23: 16:45:00
Very adorable names & a great word.
Inpetyougush: /in pet u gush/ Simone realized she was a pet owner who was impetyougush. She had found Marshmallow, her white Persian cat when a kitten and raised her to sleek adulthood. Marshmallow slept 16-20 hours a day on the top of the couch. Simone fed her, cleaned out her stink box and just when she felt unappreciated, Marshmallow would roll over on her back and look adorable. When Simone came home from a hard day, Marshmallow would reach our her paw and touch Simone, so that she had no choice but to pat her. Then the purring would commence and Simone would unwind and relax. She soon realized that people measured cats’ intelligence by their own standards. If you were an impartial observer, you’d wonder who was smarter: a cat who did whatever it wanted all day long with no accountability or pressures or the stupid human who raced home from a hard day at work to strain poop out of kitty litter, fill up the food bowl and put clean water in a dish and then hope the animal you did all that for would grace you with a purr or tummy rub offer or rub against your legs. Yep, cats aren’t the stupid ones, are they?? Etymology: Impetuous (characterized by undue haste and lack of thought or deliberation) & Pet (preferred above all others and treated with partiality; a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & You Gush (you give an unrestrained expression of emotion) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Inpetyougush:
silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 02:07:00
Outstanding etymology. Your word play on impetuous is purrfecshun!
Meaowron: /meee ow rohn/ Tiddles was such a meaowron that while chasing a fly, he fell out an upstairs window into a cement mixer, enveloping his nether regions in quick drying cement. “What a catassatrophy”, thought Luigi Etymology: meaow, moron Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Meaowron:
silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 09:56:00
Two great verbotomies! Roared with laughter!readerwriter, 2009-04-23: 10:47:00
Loved it! Perhaps the cement could be casst in bronze for posteriority?Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:26:00
Cute…is tyhis a concrete way to neuter cats?
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