DEFINITION: n. A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks. v. To avoid responsibility by claiming incompetence.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Slacktitude: /slack-ti-tude/ Donny’s slacktitude for chores never manifested itself until he became a teenager. It became too difficult to do common tasks when clearly his true area of expertise was skateboarding. Etymology: aptitude: possessing the ability or talent to accomplish a task + slacker: malingerer; one who shirks responsibility; Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Slacktitude:
artr, 2009-10-13: 10:19:00
Donny is clearly a slackidude.
Handycap: /hannn dee kap/ No matter what the situation, he always managed to have a handycap handy Etymology: handicap, handy Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Handycap:
Nosila, 2009-10-13: 10:15:00
Does he get a special parking spot? Good Word.mweinmann, 2009-10-13: 23:34:00
love it!!
Willitterant: /will lit tur ant/ Will’s mother was usually driven to frustration by her teenage son. Will was willitterant when it came to doing chores around the home, especially garbage detail. He would feign ignorance and pretend he had never done it before or know how. Much drama ensued. It was quite ironic that in his early twenties, Will became a Waste Management Engineer and earned $40 per hour hauling away other people’s trash. Etymology: Will (a fixed and persistent intent or purpose; the capability of conscious choice and decision and intention) & Litter (rubbish, trash, garbage) & Avoidant (state of deliberately avoiding; keeping away from or preventing from happening)& Rant (a bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion) Created by: Nosila.
Chorellenged: /chor – lenjd/ Marjorie was brilliant and physically fit but she was severely chorellenged. When it came to doing household tasks, she would feign ignorance and fleeting pains in her arms, legs and abdomen. Etymology: chore, challenged Created by: mweinmann.
Comments on Chorellenged:
Nosila, 2009-10-13: 20:05:00
Choreiffic
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