DEFINITION: n. The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v. To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Shortcheated: /short – chee – ted/ Emily felt shortcheated. It had only been two weeks since her marriage and she had caught Trevor in their bed with her best friend Daphne. Etymology: short, short sheeted, cheated, short changed Created by: mweinmann.
Comments on Shortcheated:
mrskellyscl, 2009-10-14: 09:29:00
great word!splendiction, 2009-10-14: 18:58:00
Funny!
Trystcovery: /trist-cov-er-y/ Jen was angered by the trystcovery of her new husband and her best friend tangled in the new satin sheets her grandmother had given her as a wedding gift. “Dammit,” she thought, “now that they’ve been used I can’t exchange them for the leopard print sheets I saw in the catalogue. Etymology: tryst: an agreement between lovers to meet at a certain place and time + discovery: to discover, or learn for the first time + cover – as in bedlinen Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Trystcovery:
splendiction, 2009-10-14: 18:59:00
good word. Chuckled at the twist at the end!mweinmann, 2009-10-15: 09:10:00
good one Mrs. K.!!
Trousseauohnooo: /Troose o nooo/ When Virginia inadvertantly walked into her new bedroom to change and found her new husband, Randy, messing her new satin sheets with her old friend, Jezebel, she had a trousseauohnooo moment. She had known they “knew” each other in the Biblical sense many years ago, but was incensed to see them desecrating her Granny’s wedding gift to the now-not-so-happy Bride. Thinking of her Granny, she recalled the stanza to a song she used to sing: “When your Old Flame turned up at our wedding; I knew that I would be marooned; She was not there as an invited guest, but a date for the Bridegroom!” Etymology: Trousseau (Linens and household white items that a bride-to-be saves in her hope chest prior to her marriage, many of which are gifts or (in olden times) things she had made or embroidered herself) & Oh No (Exclamation of regret, sorrow, sadness, disappointment, fear at the discovery of a sudden unpleasantness) & Oh Nooo… (Tagline of SNL’s Mr. Bill when something awful was about to happen to him) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Trousseauohnooo:
splendiction, 2009-10-14: 19:03:00
Excellent word! Ha: Virginia, Randy and Jezebel!
Flingflung: /Fling FLUNG/ Finding her Ted in bed with that red head left her heart feeling raw and flingflung! Etymology: A compound of: fling, get it on at the spur of a moment, and flung, cast aside(in this case, by the person having a fling). Created by: splendiction.
Comments on Flingflung:
Nosila, 2009-10-14: 22:33:00
Better if Ted were dead…good word!
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