Rejuveneighties: It’s about my husband’s new prescription

DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”. v. To feel young and stupid again.

It's about my husband's new prescription

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rejuveneighties: /ree JOO ven ay teez/ Randy has entered his rejuveneighties – that time of life with renewed vigor and the feeling that he should finish all those items on his “Bucket List” before it’s too late. He also notices that many women eye him, and therefore says magnanimously that he should “make the rounds” and “give them what they want.” But the main reason they pay attention to him is that he’s one of the few available men remaining. Etymology: rejuvenate + eighties (age) Created by: karenanne.

Viaggravate: /vi-ag-gra-vate/ Herb was feeling like a young buck again; however, Martha was becoming viaggravated because he kept following her around the house, making lewd comments and showing off what was left of his scrawny body. Exasperated, she dumped his prescription down the garbage disposal, tossed ice water in his lap and left to play bingo. Etymology: viagra: prescription for a certain male dysfunctional condition + aggravate: to rouse to exasperation; annoy Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Viaggravate:

Nosila, 2010-01-12: 07:08:00
viagreat word!

Medidating: /medidātng/ Since Edith passed Richard has had little interest in re-kindling his love life but his doctor has introduced him to a new sport; medidating. A couple of little pills give him the redumb to seek out the company of women with confidunce. Etymology: medicate (administer medicine or a drug to someone) + dating (a social or romantic appointment or engagement) Created by: artr.

Comments on Medidating:

mweinmann, 2010-01-12: 07:41:00
clever…

Froliceutical: /froli – su – tik – ul/ Mabel was drawn along on one of Elmer’s froliceutical adventures after he popped one of the new pills his doctor prescribed. The craziness lasted well past supper time. Etymology: frolic, pharmaceutical Created by: mweinmann.

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