DEFINITION: n., The deep red lines and/or furrows, which appear on a person’s face after they have slept on wrinkled or creased bed sheets. v., To wake up and discover that your face matches your wrinkled bed sheets.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Slumberumples: /slum ber rum pulls/ On the morning after their honeymoon started, Wilma awoke with a bad case of the slumberumples…big red lines all over her face. Her groom, Will, thought it cute and endearing. Wilma ran to the bathroom and spent over an hour doing her ablutions. When she emerged, her smooth, creamy complexion had returned. She turned off the lights before she joined him in bed each evening. It took Will many years to realize that Wilma’s skin had slumberumples 24/7 and during her morning routine, she was actually applying enough war paint and concealer to hide the awful truth. Yes, she had been born with what looked like a road map imbedded on the largest organ in her body… Etymology: Slumber (be asleep)& Rumples (become wrinkled or crumpled or creased;to gather something into small wrinkles or folds)
Created by: Nosila.
Naplication: /nap-li-ca-shen/ Naplication is a perfect excuse for my wrinkles. At this age, it’s hard to tell if the wrinkles are from the pillow or if I really look like that. Etymology: nap: + plication: the act or process of folding Created by: mrskellyscl.
Linedament: /lin-ed-e-ment/ Ever since daylight savings time had destroyed her life, Kimberly napped during her lunch break. She was not a peaceful sleeper. Often, Kimberly woke up with a start and once woke up to realize that the weekly office meeting was starting; she rushed to the conference room unaware of the drool on her blouse and the paperclip embedded in her face. She burst in asking “what’d I miss?!” frantic and breathing heavily. Zinnia calmly leaned toward Jared and whispered “I think she missed her linedament.” Etymology: lined (marked or covered with lines) + lineament (features and contours of a face) Created by: thegoatisbad.
Comments on Linedament:
Nosila, 2010-03-20: 00:06:00
good one
Sheetfaced: /shÄ“tfÄst/ After a late night of partying and a very short stint face down on the bed Lillie found that she was again sheetfaced. Etymology: sheet (a large rectangular piece of cotton or other fabric, used on a bed) + face (the front part of a person*s head from the forehead to the chin) a play off sh*tfaced Created by: artr.
Comments on Sheetfaced:
Nosila, 2010-03-20: 00:06:00
aha
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